
Done! That's it, that's all. I am DONE!! Soon it will be "Peace the Spork out Waterloo!" That will be the day. Man, best feeling ever right now. I can actually start to get into Christmas!! Yay Christmas!! I won't be glaring at people being cheery in the malls, now I can actually be just as annoyingly cheerful back and be sincere about it. Well, semi-sincere.
Oh, and it has been confirmed: Tom is officially going out to the FOB's/is out at the Forward Operating Bases (FOB's) and I am not too thrilled about it. I mean, it is true that the ripped mooo-scles will be intensified by the fact that there is nothing to do out there but lift heavy things to get rid of stress, which makes complete sense to me. Why eat ice cream and agree out loud with
Dr. Phil after you made a trip to Sobey's and bought $30 of junk food, salmon and sushi when you can lift heavy things and make grunting noises?
Tom will be sending pics of the 'stan that will be posted up on here so we can appreciate Canada that much more. Who knew that Ontario (the important part) and Afghanistan (the Tom part) would be having a green Christmas? When I told Tom this, he was disappointed because Canada is supposed to be cold. That is why he was glad the tour was during the cold time. When he found out that it has been warmer in Ontario than in Kandahar, he was thrilled that now global warming was conspiring against him by making our continent warm and his cold, like it is supposed to.
I think you can find some sort of fault with this aforementioned belief, I just chalk it up to Tom logic. Like, wearing cool driving shoes in a car makes you a better driver. Not just driver shoes, but cool ones. There are multiple examples, and if you know Tom, you know how darn cute he is and how he makes my insides melt when he reasons in this way.... (nerd internet heart symbol) <3
Preemptive Merry Christmas and have a great holiday season! Time to start thinking of that New Year's Resolution that I will break within the month of making it!