Apparently, I am *awesome*

The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLDf)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You're highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You'd take brutal honesty over superficiality any time--your friends always know where they stand with you. You're completely unfake. Don't tell me that's not a word. You're also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you're pregnant. LOL. Though you're inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it's not as one of mass destruction. You're choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you're really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

ALWAYS AVOID: The Playboy, The Loverboy CONSIDER: The Manchild

Starving as a Female in this World...

I am a successful female currently struggling in a man's world. That is my viewpoint at the current moment. I am in Chemical Engineering @ University of Waterloo. I do fairly well in my courses and I am working for a professor this term. You think that would be a good thing, but unfortunately, being good at something as a female in a world generally ruled by testosterone is more of a hindrance than a blessing.

Currently, I am venomously hated at my work establishment. Not by my co-workers, not by my bosses, not by the other professors in the building. It is my peers that have turned against me. Why would they do this? It comes down to a little green monster commonly called jealousy. The big poppa of this whole thing is a guy whom I have been continually bashing heads with since I can remember.

I would not sleep with him. I would not date him. I wouldn't even give him a once-over. From this rejection doth his fury thrive. He is so detested by me that through his leacherous speech, lies have embedded themselves into others ears, and these others have decided to stop speaking to me. As sad as it is, I live in an environment that operates at the grade 4 level.

All I can say is that I am truly saddened by this experience and it has left a very sour taste in my mouth. All of these people that I met before they turned on me seemed sweet and kind. It is funny what a small dose of lies can do to a person's perception of another. I just hope that I do not leave this mess with a heavy heart and a weakened spirit.

So I am an Annoying Prick? I can deal with that...

.

Another indulgence...

Hand-Raiser

You are 71% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 28% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Hand-Raiser, that annoying kid in class who always had an answer for everything. No doubt, as a child you probably sat in the front of the class, anxiously waving your hand back and forth in the air while your teacher desperately tried to avoid calling on you because you were the ONLY fucking kid that answered her questions. Clearly, the key traits of your personality are your rationality and your extroversion. You are like a little talkative calculator, in other words. You also tend to be rather gentle and less arrogant than most people. So what is your defect, then? Well, you're boring, and when you're not boring, you are just plain annoying with your ultra-logical responses and constant need to talk to others. So keep waving that hand in the air, son. I'm still not calling on you. You are too logical, you talk too much, and your humility and gentleness only makes me hate you more, because they make me feel like I almost SHOULDN'T hate you. But I do. Big time.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are 71% more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are 85% more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are 72% more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are 72% more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Link: The Personality Defect Test